“My job was to find out what Draco was organizing under the table and watch the moves of anyone involved. I had barely lost my son when he approached me with a proposal. The dirt on his grave was still fucking fresh.”

“Make sure your own grass is low enough before you start dragging bodies across someone else’s.”

“You understand that the dissolution of marriage is the end of your marriage contract?”

“...I told you the farm wasn’t for 16-year-old girls, and you argued your value.”

“You could lose this ear to my teeth, and the only remorse you would receive until I’ve drenched your thighs in my seed is the sound of chewed cartilage.”

“God damn it, if it ain’t titties.”

“This is how we love, Wilder. You hurt me, and I hurt you, and then we fuck until the pain turns into pleasure, and then we do it over again because neither of us knows how to love each other right.”

“I’d ask Blaise if his balls were flopping in the wind and satisfied, but that would require the interruption of his fucking your wife.”

“They better never put their elbows on me. If that's how guys picked up girls in the ’60s, evolution has taken them a long way.”

“I chose you when I was a 13-year-old kid at my grandmother's farm, and my brother was packing you around on his back.”

“It’s like they decided to make candy but forgot every ingredient that you need to make candy.”

“I should remove your finger with my teeth and give it to your fuck toys as a parting gift.”